My first VLOG & My first Yoga Class

I'm slowly warming up to seeing myself on video. lol. I know i made mistakes LIKEEE::: 45 min before 5 o clock isn't 5:45 :| lol i didn't feel like re-recording it.

first vlog from eileen p on Vimeo.

This track is nasty like pornography

What I really wanted to do was post the video on here but the good people at Universal have completely disabled the embed code on youtube. But hopefully this will suffice in giving you that bit of old school you've been craving. I had to bring this back...lol. 702 with Steelo. Could you imagine goin up to someone this day in age and saying

"you know how i do, and you know how i flow
can i get your name and number
cuz i like your steelo"
:|

I think i'd get laughed at.
Any way i'm sure you all recognize this from Cousin Skeeter. lol. EnJOY!

PRESS PLAY!

Steelo - 702

No More....No More

Here I am. Writing this blog with an upset stomach, red eyes, and the feeling like i wanna barf when i really don't. Yeah, last night Barbie calls me up and says HHEEYYY you wanna hang? and i already know hang means one of 3 things. EAT, DRINK, OR SMOKE. I had already eaten, i was on this sobriety trip, and no smoking for me. So i told her no i didn't feel like going out and she pulls THAT card on me. You know the "I always invite you out to drink and you always say no. You used to be able to hang. Come on" card. "plus its not like we're gonna get drunk". Yeah obviously she lied. lol. Not her fault tho. Completely mine. Anyway, i wake up this morning and there's like this red stuff on my pillow....and my sheets feel a bit wet. And i recognize the red stuff, its the sauce from the spaghetti i had last night. It was just terrible. It IS just terrible. Whatever plans i had to get shitfaced for my 21st bday has all gone out the window. I don't wanna wake up feeling like this. Or worse, not feeling at all...

At least i woke up to BEAUTIFUL writing:
http://marveclectic.blogspot.com/2009/04/to-all-ladiesyou-are-appreciated.html

Oh and i was the inspiration. JEALOUS MUUCCHH??? hahahahaaaa. nah but really pretty words. If you're a guy i suggest you jot down some notesss.

E-THUGGIN IT

So today I decided that I'm gonna hit everyone with a random fact. It's kind of my way to spread a little education to everyone i know. So this is what i told everyone:

i bet you don't know where the US is located without searching the internet or looking through a book or a map

Answer is: Between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans

HEY...HEY....You're Welcome :)

So I have this friend who decides to be unbelievably difficult...Read On:
Eileeni bet you don't know where the US is located without searching the internet or looking through a book or a map
MisterComplex: wat u mean where its located
Eileen: where in the world is the US
MisterComplex: as in hemisphere continent or wat
Eileen: wow. you're making this a lot more complicated than it is.
Eileen: lol
MisterComplex: thats the idea
Eileen: where is north america located
Eileen: i'll just tell you and you can thank me for telling you where the fuck it is that you live
Eileen: the US is between the atlantic and pacific oceans
MisterComplex: lol oo wow
MisterComplex: not all of north america is between the pacific and the atlantic
Eileen: no you're right. i asked about the US...not all of north america
Eileen: lol...why you tryna get smart now?!?!
MisterComplex: well if u wanna get technical all of the US isnt either
MisterComplex: alaska is up by the arctic
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: you're a douche...you don't live in alaska...douche
Eileen: lolol
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: i'm tryna teach YOU something.
Eileen: and then you try to make me look like an idiot afterwards.
Eileen: okay okay
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: i see what it is
Eileen: slick ass muthafucka

Now, see all the "fucks" and "muthafuckas".....I don't speak this way in person!!! Only if i'm being extra silly. But this is an instance of E-THUGGIN. It's like all of a sudden i turn into Samuel L Jackson! Please Press Play :)


lol. its just something that i noticed and found funny. So i'm sharing it with YOU ALL :) I hope it wasn't too much to read.

BOONNNUUUSSSS

Me thuggin in some exclusive never before seen pictures. lol. ENJOY :)

when i see this pic i feel like i should be hearing

Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor

"It's the Eye of the Tiger
It's the Thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the Eye of the Tiger
The Eye of the Tiger" LMAO

Late Night Stanky Leg on Stickam

I must admit...i wasn't so sure of what i was doing. But my stanky leg is ON POINT BITCHHEESSSS :)

WEBCAM WARS

Another victim....meet ALEX. bahahahahaha.

webcammin with the homieeeee

This is my mini me (or so they say) Tati. Hopefully she'll be makin some funny videos for me to post on here about bxrivalulu type girls..lool
bxrivalulu= ghetto brx girls.

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