My first VLOG & My first Yoga Class

I'm slowly warming up to seeing myself on video. lol. I know i made mistakes LIKEEE::: 45 min before 5 o clock isn't 5:45 :| lol i didn't feel like re-recording it.

first vlog from eileen p on Vimeo.

This track is nasty like pornography

What I really wanted to do was post the video on here but the good people at Universal have completely disabled the embed code on youtube. But hopefully this will suffice in giving you that bit of old school you've been craving. I had to bring this back...lol. 702 with Steelo. Could you imagine goin up to someone this day in age and saying

"you know how i do, and you know how i flow
can i get your name and number
cuz i like your steelo"
:|

I think i'd get laughed at.
Any way i'm sure you all recognize this from Cousin Skeeter. lol. EnJOY!

PRESS PLAY!

Steelo - 702

No More....No More

Here I am. Writing this blog with an upset stomach, red eyes, and the feeling like i wanna barf when i really don't. Yeah, last night Barbie calls me up and says HHEEYYY you wanna hang? and i already know hang means one of 3 things. EAT, DRINK, OR SMOKE. I had already eaten, i was on this sobriety trip, and no smoking for me. So i told her no i didn't feel like going out and she pulls THAT card on me. You know the "I always invite you out to drink and you always say no. You used to be able to hang. Come on" card. "plus its not like we're gonna get drunk". Yeah obviously she lied. lol. Not her fault tho. Completely mine. Anyway, i wake up this morning and there's like this red stuff on my pillow....and my sheets feel a bit wet. And i recognize the red stuff, its the sauce from the spaghetti i had last night. It was just terrible. It IS just terrible. Whatever plans i had to get shitfaced for my 21st bday has all gone out the window. I don't wanna wake up feeling like this. Or worse, not feeling at all...

At least i woke up to BEAUTIFUL writing:
http://marveclectic.blogspot.com/2009/04/to-all-ladiesyou-are-appreciated.html

Oh and i was the inspiration. JEALOUS MUUCCHH??? hahahahaaaa. nah but really pretty words. If you're a guy i suggest you jot down some notesss.

E-THUGGIN IT

So today I decided that I'm gonna hit everyone with a random fact. It's kind of my way to spread a little education to everyone i know. So this is what i told everyone:

i bet you don't know where the US is located without searching the internet or looking through a book or a map

Answer is: Between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans

HEY...HEY....You're Welcome :)

So I have this friend who decides to be unbelievably difficult...Read On:
Eileeni bet you don't know where the US is located without searching the internet or looking through a book or a map
MisterComplex: wat u mean where its located
Eileen: where in the world is the US
MisterComplex: as in hemisphere continent or wat
Eileen: wow. you're making this a lot more complicated than it is.
Eileen: lol
MisterComplex: thats the idea
Eileen: where is north america located
Eileen: i'll just tell you and you can thank me for telling you where the fuck it is that you live
Eileen: the US is between the atlantic and pacific oceans
MisterComplex: lol oo wow
MisterComplex: not all of north america is between the pacific and the atlantic
Eileen: no you're right. i asked about the US...not all of north america
Eileen: lol...why you tryna get smart now?!?!
MisterComplex: well if u wanna get technical all of the US isnt either
MisterComplex: alaska is up by the arctic
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: you're a douche...you don't live in alaska...douche
Eileen: lolol
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: i'm tryna teach YOU something.
Eileen: and then you try to make me look like an idiot afterwards.
Eileen: okay okay
MisterComplex: lol
Eileen: i see what it is
Eileen: slick ass muthafucka

Now, see all the "fucks" and "muthafuckas".....I don't speak this way in person!!! Only if i'm being extra silly. But this is an instance of E-THUGGIN. It's like all of a sudden i turn into Samuel L Jackson! Please Press Play :)


lol. its just something that i noticed and found funny. So i'm sharing it with YOU ALL :) I hope it wasn't too much to read.

BOONNNUUUSSSS

Me thuggin in some exclusive never before seen pictures. lol. ENJOY :)

when i see this pic i feel like i should be hearing

Eye Of The Tiger - Survivor

"It's the Eye of the Tiger
It's the Thrill of the fight
Rising up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor
Stalks his prey in the night
And he's watching us all
With the Eye of the Tiger
The Eye of the Tiger" LMAO

Late Night Stanky Leg on Stickam

I must admit...i wasn't so sure of what i was doing. But my stanky leg is ON POINT BITCHHEESSSS :)

WEBCAM WARS

Another victim....meet ALEX. bahahahahaha.

webcammin with the homieeeee

This is my mini me (or so they say) Tati. Hopefully she'll be makin some funny videos for me to post on here about bxrivalulu type girls..lool
bxrivalulu= ghetto brx girls.

CHECK IT

I'll give you some time bitches.

This is basically for anyone who cares to get me a gift for my bday. Honestly this is more like a WISH list than a bday list becuase I wish someone WOUULLD get me a gift. But every year is the same and so i'm not expecting anything. But this was fun to do. If you're actually thinking about getting me anything ask me for my size. Here is my April 28th Birthday Wish List 2009 :)

1.) Martina Acid Wash Skinny Jean

2.) H81 Knotted Back Banded Tunic in Black


3.)Nerd Glasses Buddy Holly Wayfarer Black Frame Clear Lens


So far this is it. I will probably add more. cuz i can't think right now.

Beautiful Day

Today I def. nailed my job interview. Thanks Naz. Goodbye Picture People, Helllooo Kiddie Kandids.
Today was a beautiful day outside. Now watch the sun set on my face :)

Unfuckinbelievable

So, I wake up, get ready for work, and drive my little happy ass there. I clock in, say hello to a few people and walk into the back room to hang my purse and sweater. The manager says hello and introduces me to the rude fatass who didn't even turn around to acknowledge me, and asks me "do you have a belt?" Mind you i am wearing my mother's trousers who is about 2 sizes smaller than i am so i'm pretty much deciding my own DEATH! Anyway, i answer truthfull,
Me: No I don't have a belt
Manager: Well can you get one?
Me: You mean....go back home and get one?
Manager: yeah, or you can...
Me: Buy one?
Manager: yeah, or something.
* I stare at her like, You've GOT to be kidding me right? you're gonna ask me to go back....for a BELT*
Manager: How far away do you live?
Me: 10-15 min.
Manager: okay.

I felt my face get tense with angeerr.
I just think....why did she have to be a bitch about it. why couldn't she just let me slide this one time and let me know that the next time she'd be sending me home.
I go home completely pissed about the whole situation that i really don't wanna go back. So i call and i tell her i don't have any belts. and i would have appreciated it if she would have just given me a warning instead of sending me all the way home to get one.
she apologized (non-sincerely) and said its the dress code.

Anyway, I have a job interview tomorrow at a better paying photography studio. where i wouldn't have to clean any bathrooms. Hallelujah. Wish me luck :)

What Would You Do?

I have spent tooo much time laughin at this.

What else you expect from the joker? Clownin

my nephew. He got a choreography vhs out on sale now called "Kickin it Hip Hop with Ryon"

out in stores now. Go cop it.

This kinda made my day. he's silly.

Things are getting better :)

SONG OF THE DAY issssss Adele - Tired (6th Sense Remix)

Finally it has stopped raining. For the past couple of weeks i've had a black cloud over my head and no umbrella to keep me dry. I isolated myself from important people and doubted myself and how others felt about me. I was even about to give up my music and my photography was on hold. I just felt completely useless. No Job, No School, No Communication. I'm so grateful for the only 2 friends I have here. Even though I neglected them for about 3 weeks, when i was ready to talk to them they recieved me with open arms and told me how much they missed me. I'm still not ready to get back in the swing of things like the usual bar hopping and house parties and random midnight drives down Westheimer but i'll start warming up. April must be my lucky month though. For one, my birthday is in April, and this is the second consecutive year I find a job in April :)


Tonight we're gonna have a dinner for a friend who's gotten accepted to Nursing school. I'll be taking my camera. And I also want to show off my beautiful godchild lol. I look like a mess in the picture but she's radiant. So, HOPEFULLY, if i don't get lazy tonight I will post those pictures along with a video of my nephew dancing lol.


Have a Beautiful Day




Eileen Pineapple ♥

Hi, I'm the Insomniac :)

This shoulda been done LAST NIGHT while my ass was up till 5 am :
The song of the Day & Last night issss: Drake - Successful

Anywaayy, let me tell you about my first day of work. It was...a first day. Basically, signing paperwork, being introduced to people, seeing how they work yada yada yada. I work at a photography studio called picture people. Nothing fancy, no high editorial shoot type stuff, just kids and families and anyone else who wants to have pictures taken. My manager seems sweet and the other co-worker i met is the "troublesome" one. Looks like i'll be taking that title from her. ha.

Due to my CHRONIC insomnia i managed to wake up at 3 pm today and check my messages only to hear one from the good people at picture people askin me if i could come work today at 3 pm. lol...YYEAAHH...not making that one anytime soon.

And i'm just now getting videos in for my about me section. If you don't already know...DIVINE......make me a video with a couple words that describe me. Doesnt even have to be nice...lol....just someetthiingg.